African Hair Braiding Experience: Take 2

WHYYY GOD WHHYYYY??!?! Why can't I have a good experience getting my hair braided? Who said cruncky braid are cute?!? Why is it a good idea to burn the entire braid with a lighter? Why are you putting a mountain of mousse on my hair?? I should wear a shirt next time that says, "This is a no cruncky braid zone!" So, no flames or mousse necessary!